Yummy Note Sap

Finally, some more!

2008-01-10T00:05:00.001-08:00

I have procrastinated as long as I possibly could, but here are some more notes I have taken! All of the following are taken from my environmental biology course.

This one illustrates how I often add in vulgarities while I take notes, for whatever reason. I'm not sure why I do, but I do:

This one shows the same exact thing. I don't remember what it is I'm referencing with this statement, but I believe it's something with causality, which in turn, causes a:

Another bit of swearing in my notes. I'm not sure if I was taking a stance here, or if I was just drawing it because I did. I also don't know if that's supposed to be me, or a hippy, or whatever. But here it is:

This one is probably a favorite of mine. Judging by it, I must have been on sleep deprivation at that time. What a surprise! Note that my E's often look like C's, so that says 'eat,' not 'cat.'

And finally, just for fun, a shitty drawing.

More!

2007-08-17T12:28:00.000-07:00

I have noticed that even when I am taking proper notes, I almost never seem to take them without little commentaries or added swear words, or whatever.

This one made me laugh:

A bit of commentary in my notes:

Even though this one is probably exactly what we were supposed to write down, it still makes me laugh a bit.

That's it for this. More coming soon.

Having two mouths SUCKS!

2007-08-17T03:22:00.001-07:00

I did these ones in my Environmental Biology class that I hardly attended. Even when I was there, my mind was not. I came up with these little gems after a sleepless night.

Having 2 mouths SUCKS!

Indeed it does, my friend. Indeed it does.

Instructions for making $1,000,000:

In case you can't read my sleepless handwriting, here's the typed version:

1. Go to the bank.
2. Write a letter to me explaining that I didn't write a step for how you arrive at the bank. Be angry. (this really makes no sense).
3. Get $1.00 - $10,000.000 in cash.
4. Put cash in preheated oven at 450ºF for 2 minutes.

The Saddest Sound Ever Heard
a comic by your mom

I never said everything (or anything) I draw made sense. This is surely an example of that. I do love the interrobang, though. What an overlooked grammatical symbol.

DVD EXTRAS!
notice at the top of the $1,000,000 instructions, the bottom portion of the word 'racist?' That is part of something I wrote -- "White mountains are racist!" I don't get it either.

Fuck. (Repeat.)

2007-08-17T02:54:00.001-07:00

This first one is different than almost every other one that you will see on this blog. This is an atypical example of my "work," but it is very important on a personal level.

I did this while I was in Musics of the World one morning. Only a matter of minutes previous to the class, I had received a notice of resignation from the person whom I thought to be holding my 'girlfriend' position. I couldn't pay attention in class. Rather, I wrote down exactly how I felt. I don't think I could have described what I felt at the time in better words. It seems somewhat melodramatic to me now, but it is still an important fragment of my life.

Without further ado, I bring to you the "piece" I oh-so-eloquently call "Fuck."

My parents pay for me to do this.

2007-08-17T02:53:00.001-07:00

While I'm in class, I often don't pay attention as the professor is blabbing on about whatchamacallits and foozlehorns and whatever else it is that we're learning about at the time. While I often bring a pad of paper and a pen, I often do not use it to take notes as I should. Rather, I find myself jotting down nonsensical messages, drawing nonsensical drawings and whatever else I can do to pass the time.

I, at least, find these oft-moronic drawings and words to be monumentally hysterical. Usually not for the fact that they're legitimately funny, but more-or-less for the fact that they're so... goddamned stupid.

It has become clear to me that these drawings are empirical proof as to my declining sanity. Or maybe just my declining intelligence. Either way, they are interesting to me, and maybe they'll be interesting to you.

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